Yup. Apparently it’s this whole Southern hospitality thing that people do a lot during the summer here. I learn something new everyday..and I’ve been here for a little bit now.
Oh. That’s cool.. How long have you been here? I’m Seb by the way.
So, New Orleans, hi I’m Adam and I know you all don’t know me because I’m a hermit crab, but I was thinking of having a outdoor barbecue at the park this weekend, Sunday to be more exact. Everyone is invited…if you want to come that is. I know some of you have children and they’re more than welcome to come too, we could uh set up a little area for playland for them or something?
Barbecues are actually a thing?
Ahaha I know you mean the f-flowers but that did not sound right. They’re cut! I think that they’re each romantic arrangements honestly…they came with a box of vases. Have anyone you want to give some to? I’d love to get them off my hands.
….Oh god. I did not mean it like that. Sadly no. Well, I do, but I can’t give her dying roses. Just makes her cry. Sorry I can’t help.
Anyone happen to need…about 12 dozen roses? Got my seed order switched for actual flowers.
Cut or uncut?
Okay, don’t take this the wrong way, but.. You sound as if you come straight out of one of MTV’s reality shows. How can you be twenty years old and already have dealt with so much? But ew, please, let’s not imagine me having.. children running around.
Then I guess I should be happy with being the happy flirting drunk. That story was wild from start to finish. But I suppose, if you’re happy right now, it doesn’t really matter? Oh it’s rejection. That goes straight to the heart.
That’s just the tip of the iceberg. I have a knack for finding trouble, I guess. Awe, come on. I’m sure they would be adorable. A buncha mini…I have no idea what your name is.
Happy flirty drunks are always nice. As long as people don’t take advantage of it. You have no idea. Some parts are better left unsaid. I am. Very much so. I have everything I could ever want. I’m sure you’ll be just fine, love. Rejection isn’t fatal.